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Gramiscellany: T-Town Relief Edition

I do not really have anything meaningful to say.  I cannot add anything to the discussion, and I feel very distant from Tuscaloosa which, more than any other place, is truly my hometown.  I was born at Druid City Hospital, now overwhelmed by displaced Alabamians in need of treatment for their injuries.  A great percentage of my happiest moments were there on campus, whose historic structures were miraculously spared.  I have spent more of my adult life in T-town than anywhere else, and I will always go back.  Always. 

I have been posting random bits of media and info to my facebook page.  I will post some here too.  They will overlap, so I apologize for the redundancy.  I think it is important to understand the magnitude of what happened, the tragic aftermath and those who are devoting their time and energy to the relief effort.

First: this is the most incredible and horrifying tornado video I have ever seen, amateur or professional. 

I don’t know what kind of vehicle this guy was in, but we know the front seat had to have been big enough to accommodate himself, his camera, and his gargantuan set of balls.

The death toll just keeps climbing as rescue efforts continue.

Coach Saban and Coach Stallings are lending their support where they can.

Local animal rescuers have set up a page for lost and found pets.

I just realized I could keep linking and linking forever.  Go to YouTube and Flickr and do a search if you want to see more footage.  There is so much amateur material out there.  It really serves to make an already, for me at least, personal story that much more personal and that much more real and frightening.  Students with their cameras pointed at the skies before running for their lives.  Local storm spotters trying to report and warn and, at the same time, stay out of harm’s way.  This isn’t "When Weather Attacks Vol. 4" tonight on Fox.  This is home.

Look at this. 15th St. and McFarland. It is unrecognizable.

Fwd: Tuscaloosa Tornado pictures of Big Lots, Hobby Lobby etc.

 

Here’s the point.  If you don’t want to read all my bullshit just skip to right here:  please donate what you can to the American Red Cross either via their website or by texting 90999 from your phone.  There are so many neighbors in need and every single tiny bit helps.  Thanks.  And Roll Tide.

A Few Notes About College Football

First: Congratulations to all my friends, my family and my darling wife who are Auburn University alumni and fans.  On the playing field (1), your Tigers annihilated all of the competition and deserve to be in the BCS Championship Game.  Here, in the cold, clear light of day, and one week removed from the heart-rending agony of inexplicably and inexcusably blowing a 24-point fucking lead in the Iron Bowl (2), I can say unashamedly that I hope you beat the Oregon Ducks and continue the Southeastern Conference’s current trend of football superiority — I, in fact, intend to be there in person to see you do it (3)

Second: I would have had it another way, obviously, but I can draw solace in the certainty that the back-to-back national championships of Alabama and Auburn will swell our already epic rivalry to biblical, end-of-the-universe-as-we-know-it proportions for years to come — as it should be.


1:  I hope that playing field was a level one.  I hope the disgusting off-the-field decisions of your quarterback’s father truly end with him and do not spill over the Mississippi state line to taint your season, your quarterback, your university, and the game of college football.  Contrary to what internet message board and talk radio caller filth would have you believe, no true, passionate supporter of college athletics wants the allegations against that kid to be true.  I am reserving judgment, and I hope that we got our asses beat fair and square.

2:  On my hard drive there is a 1000-word essay describing my feelings on the 2010 Iron Bowl fiasco in the form of an open letter to Coach Saban and the University of Alabama coaching staff.  It will not see the light of day, mostly because it reads like a third-grader wrote it while simultaneously crying and bashing his head against a brick wall.  In summation, Point A: We aren’t paying those hefty salaries for an unimaginative offense and an uninspired defense to spend an entire season not living up to their potential.  Point B: Conference and national championships and season kickoff games and bowl appearances and individual award winners: they’re just the icing on the cake.  We expect you to beat Auburn.  (We also expect our team to hold on to 24-point advantages… over anyone.)

3:  Don’t expect me to wear orange or blue or sing anything or clap very loudly.

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Report Card (30 Nov – 6 Dec ’09)

weight: 142.8
exercise:
    200 pushups
    75 sit-ups
books read: 2666 by Roberto Bolaño (stunning… beautiful… highly recommended!)
blogs written: 0
photographs edited & posted: 0

christmas presents purchased: 0
pig slaughters I can feel directly responsible for: 1

Hambone, hambone.  Have you heard?  The Crimson Tide is heading to Pasadena, CA to play for its 13th national championship.  Here are three early observations: 1)  while it was satisfying to watch Tim Tebow get knocked down to earth, it wasn’t really necessary to keep showing him crying on the sidelines.  He’s been humbled.  Let’s move on.  2)  there will be hype… do not buy in to it.  The Longhorn team we saw against Nebraska last night will most certainly NOT be the Longhorn team we play at the Rose Bowl.  This is a tough team with tremendous athletes on both sides of the ball – especially at quarterback and receiver.  3)  that being said, I wouldn’t wait until the last minute to start tidying up Coach Saban’s spot on Bryant-Denny’s walk of champions.  Roll Tide Roll!!!

photo by John Bazemore/APSpeaking of hambones, this week I discovered that a small Honeybaked Ham will feed two people for a week – without getting boring!  I bought it on my Monday lunch break.  We rotated different vegetable side dishes for the first three nights: turnip greens, corn, field peas, etcetera.  On Thursday we made ham sandwiches with french fries on the side.  Friday I cut off the rest of the meat and made an always-awesome ham bone soup.  That was more than enough meal for Friday night and Saturday’s lunch and dinner.  Hooray for ham. 

I also didn’t eat as many obviously bad-for-me things this week.  As you can see, that plus the pathetic amount of exercising I have done was enough to stop the ballooning but not enough to reduce any of my extra winter bulk.  It looks like I will need to go to the gym for that.  Good thing we pay for that membership every month!