by doug | October 26th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
Time my wife and I woke up this morning: 8:00 am
Time my wife and I got out of bed: 1:00 pm :-)
# of times my wife tickled me: 27
# of times I slapped her ass: 238
# of times I slapped her ass in public: 46
# of times she called me an “asshole”: 35
# of margaritas I had at lunch: 1
# of dark chocolate M&Ms I’ve had back at the house: 58 (and counting)
# of Dreamland ribs I’ve had over the past 2 days: 10
# of times I’ve exercised this week: 0
BCS rank of my alma mater: 2
# of years I will have been alive on Thursday: [redacted]
# of testicles John Kruk has: 1
# of shirts my wife ironed for me tonight: 4
# of hickies on my wife’s neck: 1
# of hours until my bedtime: 1
Note: above numbers are approximate and may be enhanced in order to cause my wife extreme embarrassment.