by grammaticaster | October 31st, 2008 @ 10:57 am
The time is upon us. The election, you ask? Nah. The annual Memphis Halloween Party! For the first time in a couple of years, my costume is one that is guaranteed to offend people. There is a critical element to it that is only good for a couple of hours, after which my [...]
by grammaticaster | October 30th, 2008 @ 12:49 am
Look. I am either overloaded or brain-dead. All I am reading about is the election, and all I am inclined to talk about is the election (and maybe Alabama football). The problem I run into while I’m perusing all of the various blogs and news articles during the day, is that I cannot possibly [...]
by grammaticaster | October 27th, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
I used to write at least a poem a day, and at my most prolific, I would probably write five to ten. Not that they were any good, mind you. Those bolts of inspiration hit at random intervals, and, looking back, even the pieces I thought were thoughtful and poignant at the time often [...]
by grammaticaster | October 26th, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
Time my wife and I woke up this morning: 8:00 am
Time my wife and I got out of bed: 1:00 pm :-)
# of times my wife tickled me: 27
# of times I slapped her ass: 238
# of times I slapped her ass in public: 46
# of times she called me an “asshole”: 35
# of margaritas [...]
by grammaticaster | October 24th, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
It is that time again. Didn’t we just do this?
Next Thursday I will grudgingly celebrate my birthday… alone. That’s right. My wife will be out of town on a business trip. Not only do I have to ponder what it means to be striding ever closer to the death that awaits us [...]